What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 02:01

-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
What are some funny and smart quotes?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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